PRESIDENTIAL THOUGHT(S)

Bush: Be afraid of Iran my fellow Americans. Be very afraid.

NIE declares that Iran has not pursued nuclear weapons since 2003

Bush to himself: Shit. These neocons of mine messed up.

Bush on the air next day, trying to desperately salvage vestiges of the fear that he had earlier induced: Ummm...Iran still poses a threat to us my fellow Americans. Look how satanic their scraggly leader looks. Be very afraid America...

I find it really ridiculous that the US could even contemplate an attack on Iran because of fear of a nuclear strike. They must be the most insecure nation in the world. And George Bush has completely messed up the minds of Americans.