The art, science and philosophy of Philosophy is nothing but a huge conspiracy to keep ordinary men and women like you and me occupied, beguilingly engaged, and in general distracted in giving deep thought to problems which REALLY don't have answers, while 'practical' men and women (for example; politicians, fruit vendors, car dealers, real estate agents and hair stylists) are free to turn the world topsy-turvy and to their advantage, reaping profits from the evil machinations of their friends the Philosophers (who are secretly in collusion with them, and regularly receive hefty perks and commissions, thereby enjoying a carefree life-how else do you explain that most great philosophers lived well into their nineties?) and from the general, global state of confusion they have created.